胡语

灵感来自《浮士德》,内容乃是葫芦语。

解忧夜俊    本尊查至深夜

                     家已入睡

                     奈何你尚在发呆

                     不睡   怎叫本尊去交差

                    (惊了一下)

安然             仙友莫怪

                      不是小女不睡

                      实则难以入睡

解忧夜俊      噢   有什烦心

                       说与本尊听听

安然             (有些犹豫,用被角挡住半边脸)

                        仙友听之莫笑,小女羞也

                        

解忧夜俊       莫吞吐

                       快道来

安然               小女近日节食

                       不想今日那土豆鲜丝扮装格外艳

                        小女不似仙友 修为尚浅

                        遂贪吃了三瓣蒜  一碗面

解忧夜俊       (摸摸并不存在的胡须)

                          据本尊一番小查

                          于你贪食这些

                           尚不会如此

                           你且如实招来

                           

安然                  啊呀    仙友果然不凡

                          小女惭愧   这便如实交代

                          小女本该出门来   不若

                          那西瓜仙子竟对小女搔首弄姿

                          哼  小女虽女扮男装但也是女滴

                          她那鲜红外衣叫吾好生妒忌

                           嘿嘿   遂又食之  但仅此一牙而已

解忧夜俊       哼  是了

                       本尊再问你一事  你且如实回答

                       (将一颗类似核桃的东西放置安然身旁)

安然            (吓了一跳,不高兴道)

                      仙友这是做甚

                

解忧夜俊      哈哈   小友莫怕,此乃测谎仪

                      你只管说真话

                        本尊问你

                       茶仙前日禀报

                      茶族近来历劫频率加快

                      你可知何因

安然             (甚是疑惑的摸摸后脑勺)

                       啊呀   忘之   差点忘之

                      (偷瞄了一眼仙友,又看看那丑核  桃,很为难道)

                       额  小女近来嗅觉甚敏

                      前日见父喝水 ,仙友不知

                       那味儿之香直叫小女心中向往

                       经小女一番好找  终于得知那是茶

                       遂又贪喝了几杯  嘿嘿

                       帮父喝茶

解忧夜俊       哈哈哈哈哈    罢了

                       多谢小友

                       本尊这便去交差

安然             自言自语道

                      哼   要不是那日仙友贪睡

                       小爷我也不敢贪吃甚多

                       现在倒好  你去交差

                      叫吾好生难耐   如此撑也

                      损友  损友唉

           

                          

                          

                                      

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